Greetings and Salutations WOOF! And yes I deserve a website as much as anyone else. How come all these other dogs have websites and I didn’t even know about it?! , this is my time to shine! Woof Woof! Why are you asking yourself why there is a website about some never before heard of dog from Cyprus. Oh you silly humans I am Benji the Wonder Poodle.. oh that sounds a bit .. you know.. happy… well I cant help they gave my breed a name that conjures to mind these cut and clipped and poofy little dogs, I am not poofy!! I’M NOT! I’m a lean mean canine machine! lets just call me Benji the Magnificent, yes much better.
Well let me give you a bit about me before you go off admiring all these glamour shots in this post. I want you to know the real me and not judge me harshly because of my good looks and amazing talents.
I live on the Island of Love, Cyprus. right in the middle of the beautiful Mediterranean Sea. Oh you are envious of me arent you! Well you should be, its a beautiful place and full of cats to WOOF at, no I dont bark, I WOOF! a manly sound like the manly canine I am, don’t let the size fool you. I am mighty! My mental capacities beyond belief as well! I have a human family trained to fulfill my every need, and then some! But I am good to them too… I take them for walks and show them which trees and posts are ones to my liking and we must return every day to check that no other invades my territories. I let them out during the weekdays to do whatever these humans do. Yes they have their needs too and a magnificent one like me can’t forget to humour them and make them think they have a life outside of serving me.. silly humans, but they are good on a cold winters night to use as a blanket 
Oh I have my humans wrapped around my little finger… err… paw. They dare not try to sleep in on my shift! I wake at he crack of dawn and have needs to spread my… essence.. to the world. Oh I’m quite the charmer too. No one can resist me when I turn on the charm, well not usually, depends on if my human is on the pc with this crazy American she met. she tends to get sidetracked then, but I have my ways Well see there another thing, this crazy American came all the way to Cyprus to see me, oh he pretended it was to see my human, but I know it was to visit the magnificent one as he went on the walks i took my human out for as well, no one can resist this poodles charms! well I will add more of my amazing stories soon, now you may proceed to gaze upon the Magnificent one, thanks for dropping by and WOOF! 
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- I am the King of the house
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- I can’t be bothered, I’m thinking
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- Umm.. don’t you think I need a haircut?
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- Let’s see any of you do this! I RULE!!
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- Look at them smiling just to hold me
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- Natalie cant resist my charms
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- Hey JM is that a cat over there?
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- I’m not sleeping, I’m on guard duty and just keeping the sun out of my eyes
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- Yes, I’m a stud! mail me lady dogs ;)
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- are you coming or not?
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- I pray thats shampoo she has in mind with lifting my tail like that!
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- I’m gonna kill that crazy American for taking this grrrrrr
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- You better fluff me back up, I look like a wet rat!
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- God I hope no one sees me :(
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- Yes I WAS trying to sleep! grrrrrr
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- Oh yeah! Christmas and candy! Sweet!
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- Who’s the coolest poodle in Cyprus! ;)
Benji you are the best. along with the Americano who came to see you last year ( : , hey you’re looking good on all those photos and I should think you will get a lot of views on your new website , you lucky dog, hope we find you some wonderful humans to look after you as we have, you deserve the best!
OK I have to go , but wanted to say woof to you and congratulations on your new web site , you’re a star.
best dog in the world indeed mr magnificant!
Hi Benji
At last……… I really can not understand why it has taken so long for you to have your own website, or were you trying to hide your talents under a bushel?
You look fab, and I couldnt agree more with your comments.
You always make me welcome when I visit you in Cyprus, and really take care of me making sure I enjoy my holiday.
You and I spent some lovely days just enjoying each others company in the garden, sharing precious moments like all good friends do. We enjoyed your walks in the cool of the evening with your human, exploring the route we took, look for adventure!!!!!
I must say you are a pleasure to be around, you are so friendly and considerate, along with your easy going temperament.
I hope you have a lot of intrest in your website, I will be passing it on to my relations and friends.
Love you benji and your humans, take care all,
Anne
Hello Benji the Magnificent
I can see by these photos how you earned your name, you are an adorable little fella and no doubt can charm the birds right out of a tree!
Alexx
[...] still has some business to take care of, renting her house out for one and finding a good home for Mr. Magnificient for another! But all this waiting and worrying now about getting all these forms and certficates and [...]
Have you been neutered? Do you really have to get up EARLY to go? Do you get on with older cats? and some kittens? I don’t know if I can help but need to know more. You do look rather gorgeous !!
Hi there
Well I have to be honest I dont like cats much , I do bark at them as they walk past the house and they do it just to annoy me I think as I lie in freont of the window a lot looking out to the street ..LOL …but I am petrified of them as one of them scrathed my nose real bad once and that was it for me , didnt want to chance being near one again .
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ooPS ….SORRY didnt finish writing my little replt to you and I hit the wronf button, you were asking if I needed to go very early in the morning , well I am used to having an early start but have slept in a lot too , juts my human mom gets up to go to work so I am usually up with her and thats can be around 7.30 …oh and by the way no I havent been neutered ,but I am very good and dont go crazy to go out and about , Im different !
I am really living up to my name Mr Magnificent and you have to meet me personally to see just what qualities I have ( :
visitors welcome as I am getting a little worried whats going to happen to me when my mom leaves , she already has a lot of bags packed ) :
I keep trying my best to look all forlorn and lost and sad which I really am , maybe it would help if I met a few of these othere humans that are kind and love dogs would feel sorry for me …….. God is good , he will find me someone
regards from me and my human family