Greetings and Salutations WOOF! And yes I deserve a website as much as anyone else. How come all these other dogs have websites and I didn’t even know about it?! , this is my time to shine! Woof Woof! Why are you asking yourself why there is a website about some never before heard of dog from Cyprus. Oh you silly humans I am Benji the Wonder Poodle.. oh that sounds a bit .. you know.. happy… well I cant help they gave my breed a name that conjures to mind these cut and clipped and poofy little dogs, I am not poofy!! I’M NOT! I’m a lean mean canine machine! lets just call me Benji the Magnificent, yes much better.
Well let me give you a bit about me before you go off admiring all these glamour shots in this post. I want you to know the real me and not judge me harshly because of my good looks and amazing talents.
I live on the Island of Love, Cyprus. right in the middle of the beautiful Mediterranean Sea. Oh you are envious of me arent you! Well you should be, its a beautiful place and full of cats to WOOF at, no I dont bark, I WOOF! a manly sound like the manly canine I am, don’t let the size fool you. I am mighty! My mental capacities beyond belief as well! I have a human family trained to fulfill my every need, and then some! But I am good to them too… I take them for walks and show them which trees and posts are ones to my liking and we must return every day to check that no other invades my territories. I let them out during the weekdays to do whatever these humans do. Yes they have their needs too and a magnificent one like me can’t forget to humour them and make them think they have a life outside of serving me.. silly humans, but they are good on a cold winters night to use as a blanket Oh I have my humans wrapped around my little finger… err… paw. They dare not try to sleep in on my shift! I wake at he crack of dawn and have needs to spread my… essence.. to the world. Oh I’m quite the charmer too. No one can resist me when I turn on the charm, well not usually, depends on if my human is on the pc with this crazy American she met. she tends to get sidetracked then, but I have my ways Well see there another thing, this crazy American came all the way to Cyprus to see me, oh he pretended it was to see my human, but I know it was to visit the magnificent one as he went on the walks i took my human out for as well, no one can resist this poodles charms! well I will add more of my amazing stories soon, now you may proceed to gaze upon the Magnificent one, thanks for dropping by and WOOF!